6 Billion Others

This is the most human thing I have ever seen on the internet in a while. Really reminds you there really are 6 Billion Others besides Paris Hilton.

hobbes wisdom

really, why do i even bother

at work we sell vases shaped like giant butt plugs! bwahahaha

also we sell monkey balls! hehe.

not just any monkey balls.

*tambuzi* monkey balls.

this is how you know you're getting quality monkey balls bwahahahaha

No Clitoris Left Behind

Those crazy Raelians and their hair-brained get rich quick schemes *flicks wrist*. Clitoraid.

This Is Why God Invented Drugs

This saddens me...

Mr Methane

I had no idea... The things people get up to in this world!

Omg! Pluto is gone!

It musta been swallowed by Uranus.



BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

I can't resist.

*Cough* Well at least we officially only have 8 planets now. We need new rhymes for kids.

The Aiports' War On Moisture

This is a real website screenshot. Ryanair is a popular uber-cheap airline in the UK and Europe.

Cleaning Hunk Has Manly Friends!

The original cleaning hunk has been joined by two of his friends. And now you can even pick what costume the new dudes where... i like the construction worker :D

Words of the day

New words I just learnt:
emosexual
emorotic

HAHAHAHA