Saturday, February 18, 2006

The wizard of...

Australia's lastest gold medal winner at the Winter Olympics is actually an American dot-com millionaire who joined the Aussie team because we don't make him train as much as the Americans. In otherwords, a fake Aussie. I'm noticing a pattern here in our Winter Olympic wins...

Still, Dale Begg-Smith sure is cute! And he's awfully driven for someone so young. And he has the tiniest lisp on the end of his sentences. I smell some gay... (yay!)

Friday, February 17, 2006

Pulling a Bradbury

Steven Bradbury is an Australian champion, after a fashion. He won a Winter Olympics 2002 Gold medal only because everyone else fell down. I've heard this called very Australian, and I agree. Though I'm not sure how to feel about that...

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Damn doctors

WTF is it with doctors?! My doc said i could let him know if i had trouble pay his extra fee. So i mention it, and he gets mad at me! sheeeeesh! *grumps*