hobbes wisdom

really, why do i even bother

at work we sell vases shaped like giant butt plugs! bwahahaha

also we sell monkey balls! hehe.

not just any monkey balls.

*tambuzi* monkey balls.

this is how you know you're getting quality monkey balls bwahahahaha

No Clitoris Left Behind

Those crazy Raelians and their hair-brained get rich quick schemes *flicks wrist*. Clitoraid.

This Is Why God Invented Drugs

This saddens me...

Mr Methane

I had no idea... The things people get up to in this world!

Omg! Pluto is gone!

It musta been swallowed by Uranus.



BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

I can't resist.

*Cough* Well at least we officially only have 8 planets now. We need new rhymes for kids.

The Aiports' War On Moisture

This is a real website screenshot. Ryanair is a popular uber-cheap airline in the UK and Europe.

Cleaning Hunk Has Manly Friends!

The original cleaning hunk has been joined by two of his friends. And now you can even pick what costume the new dudes where... i like the construction worker :D

Words of the day

New words I just learnt:
emosexual
emorotic

HAHAHAHA

The Rocket Man

Saw Jason Mraz live in concert on Monday.

There was one guy who was throwing himself at Jason. He shouted out "I'm yours!" and "Let me bear your children!" One chick also threw her panties at him. She was obviously a slut.

Needless to say, Jason Mraz was freakin' incredible! It was just about worth standing on my feet for four hours, including an hour in line and another hour with a shitful support act. Plus someone smelt like urinal cakes...

His voice was just so pure and soaring. It was hard to believe it wasn't a prerecorded track that took a year of studio tweaking. Treat yourself and hear him live.