There was a nude porn photo shoot at my gym. Just the one guy in nekidness. Sadly he wasnt that cute or had that good a package.

Also, I can do 23 dips now :D

I think this is why technology was invented... um maybe not.

I just bought a super cool graphics tablet and I am writing this with a pen and the magical thing is turning it into text. Look at the other sophisticated things l can do with this:

omg omg omg *faffs hands*

It's sooooo exciting. I've just been invited to be on a panel at Conflux, a big science fiction convention in Australia. Sir Arthur C Clarke and Ray Bradbury will be there! They dont get any bigger than that in the sci fi world. And I, as the winner of the European Space Agency's Clarke-Bradbury Short Story Competition have been invited along. Aint that fab! *points at me* famous author ;)

Canuck awucka! - LINK FIXED!!

This is hilarious! A Canadian report about American plans to invade the Canucks.

"I'm sure Winnipeggers will stand up tall in defense of our country," Mayor Katz said later. "We have many, many weapons."

What kind of weapons?

"We have peashooters, slingshots and snowballs," he said, laughing.

"Moongazing reveals the chaotic world of Uranus"

bwahahahaha. Sorry. I couldn't help myself. The New Scientist story is here. A similar story here. Heh.

Vale QAF

I love tv shows that make you feel PROUD. I think that's what people call art.

Obtuse Confusion

Yes, I know I have been slack in updating this blog, please forgive me. I've just finished reading Samuel R. Delany's Time Considered As A Helix of Semi-Precious Stones. I bought his Distant Stars anthology even tho it was 27 bux, which is a lot for me to spend on a paperback, but I decided to unclench my sphincter and buy it.

It's a pleasant enough read, but I confess I don't get it. This is, like, an an award winning story, and one of his important works apparently. I'm not particularly dense, but if someone could please explain the significance of the story or point me to a good analysis I would be most grateful.

"Escape From Fire Island"

I loved the choose-your-own- adventure books as a kid. So imagine my glee when I spotted this gay gem. Fire Island is under attack by zombie drag qweens! (So *that* explains the hair and makeup...) Also features men in speedos and gay sex.

Tingles

I had a massage today and the masseur tickled my tooshie. *giggles* I had forgotten how awesome massages are. It was 1hr and 10mins and it zoomed by of course. My butt tingled all over. Also felt nice having his manly hands on my inner thigh. I shouldn't have worn my old ck briefs though. *Makes mental note to wear sexy new ck briefs*

Medical excellence

Both my doc himself and his lovely receptionist have told me he has a mind like a seive. Should I be worried?