This is *art* baby

This is the most bewdiful compass ever. I also want the Meteorit pendant, made from a slice of actual meteorite.

*weeps at the beauty*

The Patriot Act

Masturbation isn't just good for you, it's good for the world.

Do it for your country!

Sometimes the world gives u a present

I woke up and turned on the tv this morning and there were hunks in speedos! :D

Bambie

I'm in love with Jamie Bamber's arms.

And omg, listen to his behind the scenes clips, he sounds so nelly! Ruff!

Hairus Maximus

I had a haircut today.

Also, did u know its really hard to wax ur own butt hair?

Snoooper chair

I let my bear have a ride in my astronaut chair. Look at how shiny my new chair is :)

Published author!

Yes, yes! Dats right! Me, moi, is going to be a bona fide published author. *bows*

I won an international writing competition run by the European Space Agency. You can read my short story here. It was on the theme of 'space elevators'. No, no, its not as silly as it sounds. (It's actually an energy efficient way of getting into space. I suppose it would sound less silly if it had a dumb name like
"Hyper Efficient Orbital Transfer System")

My story is gunna be published in a book later this year *beams*.

Homo erectus

A gay guy walks into a shop and asks "Do you sell extra large condoms?"

Sales man goes "Yes, would you like to buy some?"

Gay guy goes, "Um no... but can I wait here until somebody does?"

Finally! Australia does something stylish!

This is a way fabooo-er way to rent dvds! Via The Cool Hunter.

Suuuuuuper chair!

Omg omg omg! It's nearly here! *bounces and faffs hands around* Only a week and a half to go. It's been 4 months in the making. Semi-custom made to include all the fancy options. Now sitting in some darned shipping container slowly drifting across the waves from America to me.

My snooooooooooooooooper chair!! It's my super duper fancy ergonomic chair. Thats going to gently support and cushion my toosh. Plus be good for my back and neck and posture and all that jazz. But think of my tooosh!!! mmmm soft cushiony goodness.

THINK OF MY TOOOSH!!!!