Word of the Day #3

Cockasaurus! hahahaha

Word of the Day #2

Bottom-huggler! :D

Word of the Day #1

Buy-sexual

hahahahahaha

Hmmm

This is from a health food type shop. Look at the category. *stares shocked* One wonders why one would need a wrist strap...

6 Billion Others

This is the most human thing I have ever seen on the internet in a while. Really reminds you there really are 6 Billion Others besides Paris Hilton.

hobbes wisdom

really, why do i even bother

at work we sell vases shaped like giant butt plugs! bwahahaha

also we sell monkey balls! hehe.

not just any monkey balls.

*tambuzi* monkey balls.

this is how you know you're getting quality monkey balls bwahahahaha

No Clitoris Left Behind

Those crazy Raelians and their hair-brained get rich quick schemes *flicks wrist*. Clitoraid.

This Is Why God Invented Drugs

This saddens me...

Mr Methane

I had no idea... The things people get up to in this world!