The Aiports' War On Moisture

This is a real website screenshot. Ryanair is a popular uber-cheap airline in the UK and Europe.

Cleaning Hunk Has Manly Friends!

The original cleaning hunk has been joined by two of his friends. And now you can even pick what costume the new dudes where... i like the construction worker :D

Words of the day

New words I just learnt:
emosexual
emorotic

HAHAHAHA

The Rocket Man

Saw Jason Mraz live in concert on Monday.

There was one guy who was throwing himself at Jason. He shouted out "I'm yours!" and "Let me bear your children!" One chick also threw her panties at him. She was obviously a slut.

Needless to say, Jason Mraz was freakin' incredible! It was just about worth standing on my feet for four hours, including an hour in line and another hour with a shitful support act. Plus someone smelt like urinal cakes...

His voice was just so pure and soaring. It was hard to believe it wasn't a prerecorded track that took a year of studio tweaking. Treat yourself and hear him live.

"Don't Tell Mum I Work On the Rigs, She Thinks I'm A Piano Player In A Whorehouse"

This is one of the funniest books I've read in a while, and all the more so because its true. Warning: This is not for the faint of heart. It's a biography of a guy with a very colourful life. It goes from rescuing his mate after being punched in the nuts by a legless russian soldier amputee, to masturbating monkeys, to explosive diarrhea. It's fascinating to know real people still have real adventures.

Manhunt

It's 3:16am. Went to a straight club tonight....

The men in the male model competition had totally hot bods. The guy brave enough to wear a speedo won, of course. Those men needed to give me a cuddle.

On the down side, who knew you could fit so many slappers in one place? I thought there was a law or something against that. In case they imploded, like a black hole, in a shower of vagina-revealing mini-skirts and fishnet stockings. When the density of mole-ness gets too great the laws of physics collapse and space and time fall in on themselves, in shock over the affront to good taste.

Pickle Tickle

This is so dumb. I guess American TV is into screwing with people.



(pretend that it's not fake, which it is, in my edumakated opinion.)

Turkey Slap

I just learnt what a turkey slap is. Apparently its where a dude slaps you in the head with his man- thing. Frankly I didn't think that made any sense. I thought it more apt if a turkey slap meant a whack with a guys ballbag. You know, because the nutsac hangs like the floppy bit an a turkey. Then the gay radio station mentioned going 'gobble, gobble'... then the term made sense.

Should I be concerned?

I started planning a boat party with a friend and all of sudden it became planning for a boat party orgy :-S. What the heck happened?!

oh deary...

Here's a tip: don't EVER let attraction to a cute friend overcome your good sense :(