Photographic evidence

For what its worth here's evidence of my suffering for my body.

Also, while I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room bleeding from the head, another patient in the room decided to hit on my trainer. The bitch. He was all "oooooh, aren't you lucky to have someone so hot looking after you." And, "Why don't I accidentally fall down here so he can look after me." *Cue his pretend swoon.* The bitch.

If anyone is getting sex from my trainer cos of my injury, its gonna be ME.

I got bashed in the head with a barbell at the gym!

It was a tewwible tewwible accident! THREE STITCHES! Tho I'm telling everyone it was twenty stitches :P I was bleeding down my face and I threw up all over the gyms nice new carpet. The staff were lovely about it :D Plus I got to hold the hot trainers hand :D

Shiney Disco Balls

I'm going gay bowling tonight. I went a previous night but it got cancelled cos of Gay Pride March cos no one cept me turned up lol. Though I did get to meet Jamie, the blonde gay housemate from 2001 Big Brother. He's lovely in person and way skinner than he looks on tv.

Still... *thinks of gay qweens in bowling shoes and tossing bowling balls.* *shudder*

The wizard of...

Australia's lastest gold medal winner at the Winter Olympics is actually an American dot-com millionaire who joined the Aussie team because we don't make him train as much as the Americans. In otherwords, a fake Aussie. I'm noticing a pattern here in our Winter Olympic wins...

Still, Dale Begg-Smith sure is cute! And he's awfully driven for someone so young. And he has the tiniest lisp on the end of his sentences. I smell some gay... (yay!)

Pulling a Bradbury

Steven Bradbury is an Australian champion, after a fashion. He won a Winter Olympics 2002 Gold medal only because everyone else fell down. I've heard this called very Australian, and I agree. Though I'm not sure how to feel about that...

Damn doctors

WTF is it with doctors?! My doc said i could let him know if i had trouble pay his extra fee. So i mention it, and he gets mad at me! sheeeeesh! *grumps*

There was a nude porn photo shoot at my gym. Just the one guy in nekidness. Sadly he wasnt that cute or had that good a package.

Also, I can do 23 dips now :D

I think this is why technology was invented... um maybe not.

I just bought a super cool graphics tablet and I am writing this with a pen and the magical thing is turning it into text. Look at the other sophisticated things l can do with this:

omg omg omg *faffs hands*

It's sooooo exciting. I've just been invited to be on a panel at Conflux, a big science fiction convention in Australia. Sir Arthur C Clarke and Ray Bradbury will be there! They dont get any bigger than that in the sci fi world. And I, as the winner of the European Space Agency's Clarke-Bradbury Short Story Competition have been invited along. Aint that fab! *points at me* famous author ;)

Canuck awucka! - LINK FIXED!!

This is hilarious! A Canadian report about American plans to invade the Canucks.

"I'm sure Winnipeggers will stand up tall in defense of our country," Mayor Katz said later. "We have many, many weapons."

What kind of weapons?

"We have peashooters, slingshots and snowballs," he said, laughing.