Right again

While browsing around the wibbly web for, um, educational purposes, I stumbled across this porn pic and, lo and behold, this guy goes to my gym! Ain't that a coinky dink! Truth be told, I had actually wondered if any of the guys at my gym had done porn cos there are lots that are hunky and buff. It's nice to be proven right.

(yes, this pic has the head removed so that only I may indulge in, um, educational purposes with it.)

Shooting a load... of photos

I've uploaded some pics to flickr. My first ones, how exciting! A flickr virgin, if you will. Please enjoy, and tell me you like them (*waves fist at you menacingly*)

Captain Sulu is gay!!

He really really is! I'm not sure how to react...

I love naked people

Some religious people kept coming to the door at my friends place, so like each time they'd just tell them they were some other religion.

Eventually they ran out of reglions so my friend's mum answered the door stark raving naked to scare them off.

It worked.

Dispossession

Today I went to the gym but it was closed and stuff was being repossessed! :-o!

So instead, I went and got a haircut.


Moral: You can always fill time with a head job.

"Where is my cow? That is not my cow!"

Being aussie, I am thoroughly amused when international guests do dumbass stuff in australia.

Guys don't make passes at bois with fat asses

I just ate half a quiche and i dont even feel full. How can that be!!?!! *cries* *runs to weigh self*

(and grrr, blogger ate my post.)

Yes, Master.

I bought $90 of health food supplements cos my personal trainer is hot and he said so. I still don't think this is a bad thing :P

Fellatio McCocksucker

Just finished enjoying the "Hornblower" series of tv movies. They are excellent, and I'm not usually one for period dramas.

But come on, the guys name... Horatio Hornblower. I mean really. The books were only written early last century. The author dude *knew*.

It is my professional opinion as a person with an honours degree in psychology that Horatio is a big homo gaylord. I haven't read the books but Wikipedia informs me he's depicted as a very conflicted young man, full of "reservation and self doubt". He's shy, isolated from those around him, self-conscious and lonely. Helloooooooo. *Takes out fresh pack of cigarrettes* Young fag anyone?

Plus he's really smart and good with his men *giggles*. His wives (plural) never understand him. He doesn't like capital punishment but is a fan of spankings to discipline naughty men. Oh, look at this "bundle of sticks".

His best buddy in most of the movies is Archie Kennedy, played by the delectably hot and nelly Jamie Bamber who I've blogged about previously. Hornblower tenderly nurses a sick Archie back to health in a prison cell. Like, thats two gay fantasies in one.

I rest my case.

"Emu taking a vicious dump"

I am sorry I didnt think of this first... I agree with the author, it rather does make you reconsider the value of humanity *snicker*