Bambie

I'm in love with Jamie Bamber's arms.

And omg, listen to his behind the scenes clips, he sounds so nelly! Ruff!

Hairus Maximus

I had a haircut today.

Also, did u know its really hard to wax ur own butt hair?

Snoooper chair

I let my bear have a ride in my astronaut chair. Look at how shiny my new chair is :)

Published author!

Yes, yes! Dats right! Me, moi, is going to be a bona fide published author. *bows*

I won an international writing competition run by the European Space Agency. You can read my short story here. It was on the theme of 'space elevators'. No, no, its not as silly as it sounds. (It's actually an energy efficient way of getting into space. I suppose it would sound less silly if it had a dumb name like
"Hyper Efficient Orbital Transfer System")

My story is gunna be published in a book later this year *beams*.

Homo erectus

A gay guy walks into a shop and asks "Do you sell extra large condoms?"

Sales man goes "Yes, would you like to buy some?"

Gay guy goes, "Um no... but can I wait here until somebody does?"

Finally! Australia does something stylish!

This is a way fabooo-er way to rent dvds! Via The Cool Hunter.

Suuuuuuper chair!

Omg omg omg! It's nearly here! *bounces and faffs hands around* Only a week and a half to go. It's been 4 months in the making. Semi-custom made to include all the fancy options. Now sitting in some darned shipping container slowly drifting across the waves from America to me.

My snooooooooooooooooper chair!! It's my super duper fancy ergonomic chair. Thats going to gently support and cushion my toosh. Plus be good for my back and neck and posture and all that jazz. But think of my tooosh!!! mmmm soft cushiony goodness.

THINK OF MY TOOOSH!!!!

Sit. Stay. Learn. *pats*

I was inspired by this other very amusing blogger to share some interesting tidbits about sleep with you.

Did you know that once you reach adulthood your slow decrease in nighttime sleep is because your brain is slowly rotting. So, it's not that you need less sleep as you get older. You will feel more tired/sleepy during the day as you get older, meaning u still need as much, you're just not getting it. Your brain is slowly losing the ability *to* sleep.

In fact, there is debate among sleep researchers whether really old people still experience one of the key phases of sleep (Stage 4 delta wave deep sleep for u technical people).

Yup, its true. I have an honors degree so nerrrr. Your brain is shrinking and tangled messy knots are forming.

So to summarise: older = brain rotting = less sleep.

I suspect this is also why older people don't like rock music and stop thinking during tv. Well, a part of it :P

Australians say 'arse' because we are bogans

I am probably over-linking to random quizes but I'm a junkie. *ssshivers* Sooo coold, soo coold.

This quiz is, um, unique:

You are PROLIXIN DECANOATE! You are the slayer of
the non compliants! Though your performance is
adequate, there are some people who would
prefer to take it in the ass more often than
every two weeks.

Which antipsychotic drug are you?
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Don't read this sentence

I fawkin told you! *punches u in the balls* :P