Cookies = Love

How many cookies does it take to fill up a heart?

Liz Lemon is the Everyman

Like Liz Lemon, I, too, have no plan-B.

Chocolate and orange sucks donkey dong!

There you are with a box of chocolates full of awesome and fuck yeah! You start eatin those fine mofo's and get a sweet ass chocolate hit on yo' taste buds. Nigga, you know what I'm talk bout!

Then BLAM! Chocolate and orange! It sucks like donkey dong! Screw you un-awesome chocolate maker!

Warm cosy head

I wonder if Jewish yamakas are good to keep your head warm, you know, like a beanie.

Shervo's Monster

I wonder if anyone has actually seen Matt Shirvington's cock and balls in real life... Or if it's like the Loch Ness Monster: just one of those mythical things hinted at by shadows in blurry pictures.

Screw you Disney!

I just watched the start of Disney's Tangled.

Let met get this straight:

An elderly impoverished woman manages to protect an incredibly rare and beautiful flower for hundreds of years, and sustainably harvests its gifts with something as sweet as singing.

But then the spoiled king and queen, who are luxuriating in their gold and jewels while their subjects are living in abject poverty (if history is any guide), suddenly need the flower because the queen may be dying in childbirth (a situation no doubt incredibly common among the citizens she's oppressed).

So of course the rich king and queen have the rare flower torn from the earth and destroyed to get what they need. And in doing so, they are essentially sentence the old woman to death.

And now we are supposed to think the poor woman is baddie because the rich people have forced her to try and regain the discovery that was already hers, because she doesn't want to die? May I remind you that being old and/or poor, and not wanting to die, are not crimes!

(I stopped watching soon after that so we'll ignore the whole "imprisoning a girl in an isolated tower" thing. Anyway, they forced her into it!)

I knew Disney movies sent bad messages, but sheeesh! It's not the 1950s Disney! There's a reason you guys come distant second to Pixar these days...

Word of the Day #3

Cockasaurus! hahahaha

Word of the Day #2

Bottom-huggler! :D

Word of the Day #1

Buy-sexual

hahahahahaha

Hmmm

This is from a health food type shop. Look at the category. *stares shocked* One wonders why one would need a wrist strap...

6 Billion Others

This is the most human thing I have ever seen on the internet in a while. Really reminds you there really are 6 Billion Others besides Paris Hilton.

hobbes wisdom

really, why do i even bother

at work we sell vases shaped like giant butt plugs! bwahahaha

also we sell monkey balls! hehe.

not just any monkey balls.

*tambuzi* monkey balls.

this is how you know you're getting quality monkey balls bwahahahaha

No Clitoris Left Behind

Those crazy Raelians and their hair-brained get rich quick schemes *flicks wrist*. Clitoraid.

This Is Why God Invented Drugs

This saddens me...

Mr Methane

I had no idea... The things people get up to in this world!

Omg! Pluto is gone!

It musta been swallowed by Uranus.



BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

I can't resist.

*Cough* Well at least we officially only have 8 planets now. We need new rhymes for kids.

The Aiports' War On Moisture

This is a real website screenshot. Ryanair is a popular uber-cheap airline in the UK and Europe.

Cleaning Hunk Has Manly Friends!

The original cleaning hunk has been joined by two of his friends. And now you can even pick what costume the new dudes where... i like the construction worker :D

Words of the day

New words I just learnt:
emosexual
emorotic

HAHAHAHA