Pickle Tickle

This is so dumb. I guess American TV is into screwing with people.



(pretend that it's not fake, which it is, in my edumakated opinion.)

Turkey Slap

I just learnt what a turkey slap is. Apparently its where a dude slaps you in the head with his man- thing. Frankly I didn't think that made any sense. I thought it more apt if a turkey slap meant a whack with a guys ballbag. You know, because the nutsac hangs like the floppy bit an a turkey. Then the gay radio station mentioned going 'gobble, gobble'... then the term made sense.

Should I be concerned?

I started planning a boat party with a friend and all of sudden it became planning for a boat party orgy :-S. What the heck happened?!