Lunacy has its benefits i suppose

"my penchant for surreptitiously reaching into my pants to cup my balls before picking up and replacing items of produce at the supermarket."

Photographic evidence

For what its worth here's evidence of my suffering for my body.

Also, while I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room bleeding from the head, another patient in the room decided to hit on my trainer. The bitch. He was all "oooooh, aren't you lucky to have someone so hot looking after you." And, "Why don't I accidentally fall down here so he can look after me." *Cue his pretend swoon.* The bitch.

If anyone is getting sex from my trainer cos of my injury, its gonna be ME.

I got bashed in the head with a barbell at the gym!

It was a tewwible tewwible accident! THREE STITCHES! Tho I'm telling everyone it was twenty stitches :P I was bleeding down my face and I threw up all over the gyms nice new carpet. The staff were lovely about it :D Plus I got to hold the hot trainers hand :D

Shiney Disco Balls

I'm going gay bowling tonight. I went a previous night but it got cancelled cos of Gay Pride March cos no one cept me turned up lol. Though I did get to meet Jamie, the blonde gay housemate from 2001 Big Brother. He's lovely in person and way skinner than he looks on tv.

Still... *thinks of gay qweens in bowling shoes and tossing bowling balls.* *shudder*