"Escape From Fire Island"

I loved the choose-your-own- adventure books as a kid. So imagine my glee when I spotted this gay gem. Fire Island is under attack by zombie drag qweens! (So *that* explains the hair and makeup...) Also features men in speedos and gay sex.

Tingles

I had a massage today and the masseur tickled my tooshie. *giggles* I had forgotten how awesome massages are. It was 1hr and 10mins and it zoomed by of course. My butt tingled all over. Also felt nice having his manly hands on my inner thigh. I shouldn't have worn my old ck briefs though. *Makes mental note to wear sexy new ck briefs*

Medical excellence

Both my doc himself and his lovely receptionist have told me he has a mind like a seive. Should I be worried?

Getting wet

If you ever get the chance, I highly recommend going to a foam party. One of the dingier gay clubs has this sunken dance area surrounded by a railing. I call it the pig-pen. It was filled with foam and u dance around, in my case in just my jeans but in other cases in underwear. This boy who was okay looking but who had a much cuter friend kept trying to kiss me.

This was a spur of the moment action decided by one of my friends cos it was his birthday. As such we didn't have a change of clothes. I also highly recommend going through mcdonalds drive through with three other guys in just their wet underwear.

Pencil Sharpener

A very amusing treatise on one way to ditch the blues.

Not your childhood comics

Patrick Fillion must be real talented young man. And an inveterate masturbator. These aren't the comics you knew from your sweet child hood days. Nothing Mickey Mouse about these images.

"I must be punished"

I should have known better than to watch a Hugh Grant movie. "About A Boy" started off good and I was drawn in by Hugh Grant looking more lean and muscular. I was rather horrified with myself for thinking these thoughts.

Then the movie turned into a stinker and my world was restored.

Right again

While browsing around the wibbly web for, um, educational purposes, I stumbled across this porn pic and, lo and behold, this guy goes to my gym! Ain't that a coinky dink! Truth be told, I had actually wondered if any of the guys at my gym had done porn cos there are lots that are hunky and buff. It's nice to be proven right.

(yes, this pic has the head removed so that only I may indulge in, um, educational purposes with it.)