Snoooper chair

I let my bear have a ride in my astronaut chair. Look at how shiny my new chair is :)

Published author!

Yes, yes! Dats right! Me, moi, is going to be a bona fide published author. *bows*

I won an international writing competition run by the European Space Agency. You can read my short story here. It was on the theme of 'space elevators'. No, no, its not as silly as it sounds. (It's actually an energy efficient way of getting into space. I suppose it would sound less silly if it had a dumb name like
"Hyper Efficient Orbital Transfer System")

My story is gunna be published in a book later this year *beams*.

Homo erectus

A gay guy walks into a shop and asks "Do you sell extra large condoms?"

Sales man goes "Yes, would you like to buy some?"

Gay guy goes, "Um no... but can I wait here until somebody does?"

Finally! Australia does something stylish!

This is a way fabooo-er way to rent dvds! Via The Cool Hunter.