Suuuuuuper chair!

Omg omg omg! It's nearly here! *bounces and faffs hands around* Only a week and a half to go. It's been 4 months in the making. Semi-custom made to include all the fancy options. Now sitting in some darned shipping container slowly drifting across the waves from America to me.

My snooooooooooooooooper chair!! It's my super duper fancy ergonomic chair. Thats going to gently support and cushion my toosh. Plus be good for my back and neck and posture and all that jazz. But think of my tooosh!!! mmmm soft cushiony goodness.

THINK OF MY TOOOSH!!!!

Sit. Stay. Learn. *pats*

I was inspired by this other very amusing blogger to share some interesting tidbits about sleep with you.

Did you know that once you reach adulthood your slow decrease in nighttime sleep is because your brain is slowly rotting. So, it's not that you need less sleep as you get older. You will feel more tired/sleepy during the day as you get older, meaning u still need as much, you're just not getting it. Your brain is slowly losing the ability *to* sleep.

In fact, there is debate among sleep researchers whether really old people still experience one of the key phases of sleep (Stage 4 delta wave deep sleep for u technical people).

Yup, its true. I have an honors degree so nerrrr. Your brain is shrinking and tangled messy knots are forming.

So to summarise: older = brain rotting = less sleep.

I suspect this is also why older people don't like rock music and stop thinking during tv. Well, a part of it :P

Australians say 'arse' because we are bogans

I am probably over-linking to random quizes but I'm a junkie. *ssshivers* Sooo coold, soo coold.

This quiz is, um, unique:

You are PROLIXIN DECANOATE! You are the slayer of
the non compliants! Though your performance is
adequate, there are some people who would
prefer to take it in the ass more often than
every two weeks.

Which antipsychotic drug are you?
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Don't read this sentence

I fawkin told you! *punches u in the balls* :P

Insomnia

If anyone has a recipe for helping me get to sleep, I would appreciate hearing it.

I haven't been sleeping right past couple of nights so I've taken to browsing pictures of hot guys in speedos on Webshots.

*Sings YMCA song*

Don't this make me look macho? *giggles like widdle skool girl*

Psychic freakout

I turned on the tv this afternoon and right away this lady said "Homo erectus."

How did she know??!

I had a tea party... *cranky pants*

This boy asked me over (for u know, fun stuff shhhhhhh). And he was cute too! Sexy rexi! And then... we had tea! Just tea. *squeals* I hate that!

I went to all the trouble of shooowering even and dressing up cute and I even had to drive through a spooooooky industrial area at night. *squeals again*

Bedroom vibrations

Omigosh! I got linked! *giggles* and it tickled! hehe

So I thought I should update. I felt both extremely gay and extra macho today. I put up my own shelves using *power tools*. But the shelves were from Ikea. *Puts on speedos aaaand wifebeater singlet*

In the valley of...

Hmmm, I think my evil ratio is a little low.