I'm getting a new toilet! Woo woo! I'm getting excited over a toilet, but I'm a qween and I like nice things in my home. It's the gay interior decoration gene.
Who knew getting a plumber was such hard work! Eeek! Fortunately I settled on the one in the gay directory. *Pats the Gay Mafia gently on the head*
I'm hoping he's totally hot and buff. And does plumbing in exchange for sex. [Insert joke about plumbing my depths here]