The Patriot Act

Masturbation isn't just good for you, it's good for the world.

Do it for your country!

Sometimes the world gives u a present

I woke up and turned on the tv this morning and there were hunks in speedos! :D

Bambie

I'm in love with Jamie Bamber's arms.

And omg, listen to his behind the scenes clips, he sounds so nelly! Ruff!

Hairus Maximus

I had a haircut today.

Also, did u know its really hard to wax ur own butt hair?